Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Faerum ending

- We need a dragon.
- Why do we need a fire spitting lizard?
- You need to kill at least one to have a happy ending. Dragons usually do the trick.
- You´re telling me we have to create a 30 foot smoke breathing reptile so that you can live happily ever after?
- Exactly. How long will it take?
- Another 60 million years of random evolution.
- What can you do in the next 9 months?
- Why? Are you pregnant?
- No, I thought June is a nice time of the year for happy endings.
- In 9 months the best I can do is a komodo dragon with bad breath. Take it or leave it.
- I take it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You write very well.